I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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