Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I would fuck him just for his dog
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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