this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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