There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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