Christians are straight up FREAKS
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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