is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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