she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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