Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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