And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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