Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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