Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just forgot I was standing up.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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