dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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