all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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