Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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