Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
no you cant smoke seaweed
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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