Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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