It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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