also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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