I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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