my soul wont recognize me after tonight
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Your cock deserves a montage
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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