Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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