Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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