we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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