We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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