I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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