It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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