Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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