Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
