Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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