as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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