Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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