is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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