How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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