Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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