I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
