I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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