I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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