so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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