I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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