bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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