Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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