i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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