You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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