"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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