drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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