Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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