you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
soo... how was my night?
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