Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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