theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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