She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
