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Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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