I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
