Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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