despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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