If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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